agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
At the end of the song there are two girls kissing, and if two girls kissing...– Graham Norton (via masturblainers) I love Graham Norton more than anyone.
mrscarstairs: clockworkpain: Reminder that all Brother Zachariah sees when he looks at Jace is Will’s pianist fingers That cocky grin, the sarcastic words like whips The pain that hides behind the joking glint in his eyes The way he loves one girl and looks at her like he’s lost her and still could lose her every second #you really live up to your url huh
carriehopefletcher: yellowbrickrose: madibuzzer: sassyhiccup: theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit: why do i feel like Alex and Carrie would be the result if The Doctor and River had children. + = HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD wait WHAT Thinking of Alex and I as brother and sister is REALLY weird but…you can’t deny we look like their children! @thatalexday
geniusbillionairesassmaster: aidanturnerfrustration: romantically-dysfunctional: morrissarty: twerknugget: rule #47837482130 of tumblr if ur australian everyone automatically likes u except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit shut the fuck up new zealand You leave Middle Earth alone, Australia, or we’ll recolonize you. Sincerely, England. But Muuuuuuum
cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog
justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to...
jflawlesss: theindependentvigilante: My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about. DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE...
egberts: beatrixtipplepot: egberts: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question you didnt just do that
the-loneliest-god: evil-sherlock-holmes: ...